Greeting fellow tiny horse pizzamaniacs! King of Beggars here with the bogus news!

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Ok I watch some video about Bojack Horseman and I love it

I highly recommend you read this one. It's got some important information and a few lessons I think everyone should hear at least once.

Hi everyone. What's it been? Two-ish months? That's pretty awful, even for me. I'm going to apologize here, as is the norm in my posts. But I'm not going to give you some long-winded, vague, and half-assed excuses in the next part. The time for that is over, that's not me anymore.

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Well, I'm fresh off a drunken bender and ready to hop back into writing.

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I am literally Diane Nguyen. I get really ineffectually angry about things I can't change, I'd fuck a horse, a dog, or a buffalo if they could give informed consent, I'd be happier if I'd get off my high horse and write middle grades, I used to be slim and got fat on anti-depressants, and I'm not Vietnamese.

Alternate universe me with my ex-husband.

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